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Class teacher apne home par apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli'ale ale ale mera beta doodh pi kar doctor banega.' itna sunkar padhta hua student bola'mam mujhe bhi doodh pila do kam se kam compounder hi ban jayenge.
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Teacher:tell me the name of place which made by man but he can,t go there. Student:- sir,LADIES TOILATE.
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Teacher said:- tell me the name of creature who flies in the sky and deliver's baby on land. Student:-sir. AIR HOSTESS
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Teacher :- children's sabhi hip par essay likho.
Pappu(apni zip kholkar essay likhne laga)
other student :- mam pappu ne guide khol rakhi hai.
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CHILD TO TEACHER:- SIR BABY KAISE HOTA HAI. TEACHER:- BETA ASMAAN SE EK PARI AAKAR BABY KO MUMMY KE PET ME RAKH JATI HAI. CHILD:-MASTERJI SEX WALA TARIKA BAND HO GAYA HAI.
